ENThe shy defense protocol: blushing, hands up — 'Please don't laugh at me.' Trying their absolute best, and the first instinct under watch isn't hiding — it's booking some dignity in advance. A transparent request, guaranteed to earn louder laughter. For every hear-me-out-don't-laugh preamble.
Origin「别笑我」是发言前的标准免责声明,历史数据表明免责成功率约等于零。
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